Will I become a fossil?

Today my 5 year old asked me "Will I become a fossil some day?" I told her I didn't think so, and she replied... "I think I will." She went on to tell me that she did not want to become a fossil.

Does God have a phone?

Today my 5 year old asked me "Does God has a phone?"... she said she wanted to talk with him and tell him about the things she likes. She was quite disappointed when I explained that God did not have a phone... and I'm not sure she bought into the idea of just talking to him without one.